Funny quotes
Here are some funny things my patients have said when I've asked them about their past medical history. Welcome to Alabama, I suppose.
"I got the high blood."
"I also got the gouch."
"I had prostrate cancer, but I'm cured now."
"Rheumatoil arthitis."
"I had a bleeder on my left kidney."
"I had me a bout of vomicking."
"I was fixin to gonna go unda consha."
"He done fell out," [used so commonly that we refer to it as DFO]
"I done slep worser"
"I got fireballs in my eucharis" [fibroids in my uterus]
"I got the high blood."
"I also got the gouch."
"I had prostrate cancer, but I'm cured now."
"Rheumatoil arthitis."
"I had a bleeder on my left kidney."
"I had me a bout of vomicking."
"I was fixin to gonna go unda consha."
"He done fell out," [used so commonly that we refer to it as DFO]
"I done slep worser"
"I got fireballs in my eucharis" [fibroids in my uterus]
posted by Victor | 9:15 PM
3 Comments:
Sorry - couldn't figure out how else to send you a message. There is no longer any Megan & JJ. If you're going to link me, please change it to:
http://hopedoesnotdisappoint.blogspot.com
i do hope that you two are well - things sounds like you are. :)
~M~
Victor,
I'm really bad at commenting. I wanted you to know that I keep up on your blog and usually end up laughing out loud. I also share your stories with my mom (she's a nurse), so there is much mirth from your experiences!
jen
i love y'all - and thank you for your prayers. :) The love and support that i have received has been the greatest blessing - far beyond anything i could have imagined.
Also, i agree with Jen, i'm always enjoying your blogs. :)
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